sansatyler:

two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about

  • harry potter
  • high school musical

actualashiok:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

when you’re in trouble there are four options:

stay silent and get yelled at for ignoring your parent

apologize and get yelled at for sass (even when it was sincere)

defend yourself and get yelled at for talking back

answer any questions your parent asked you and get yelled at for sass (again even if it’s sincere)

like what am I supposed to do when I get yelled at for literally everything

cry

then get yelled at for crying

thebabbagepatch:

snazziest:

snazziest:

snazziest:

snazziest:

I FOUND A BABY PINEAPPLE image

They grow up so fast image

He was so dear to me :’( image

hallelujah he is risen indeed! image

i just want to see the footage of this pineapple being thrown into the air repeatedly in an attempt to get this photo

    Pro-lifer:Would you have wanted to be aborted
    Me:Yes

blowluke:

after being on tumblr for more than a month

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billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]