sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

"I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes."
- Ferdinand de Saussure (via wordsnquotes)

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

joshpeck:

do you ever just realize that you’re not a good person

voltorbo:

why are bad people blessed with good bodies