mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
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whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

    Parents:Don't forget to make us proud
    Friends:Don't forget to socialize
    Teachers:Don't forget to get A's
    Strangers:Don't forget to blend in
    Opposite sex:Don't forget to look good
    Society:Don't forget to be perfect
    Tumblr:Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
    Tumblr:But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

ladynecro:

ladynecro:

my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘asdifferent as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable

im going to make this gain notes and show it to my friend